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Lots of sexy shenanigans have been going on that I’ve missed out on reporting recently, from controversial presidential canidate Donald Trump defending the size of his penis, to the Steel Panthers letting their fans flash on stage.

Donald trump being gangsta for reals his penis aint small y'all

Donald Trump defends the size of his penis –  Donald trump was recently mocked by Marco Rubio who said “He’s like 6’2, which is why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5’2. And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.” Trump however seems to jumped the the wrong conclusions, misquoting Rubio ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ It seems to me he drew the connection unnecessarily, a sign of a lady that doth protest too much, methinks?

Steel Panther groupies flash breasts on stage – Steel Panther groupies left no question on a matter of size as they flashed their lady parts on stage at a gig in Florida. The show certain had the sex part of rock ‘n’ roll down when these ladies were invited to join the band members on stage and go wild. I think it’s actually a sign of gender equality, since half the band members were already showing nipple in their cut up, revealing outfits.

Swedish health minister: Loud sex is healthy – Maybe there should be more Rock ‘n’ Roll in sex as Gabriel Wikstrom, Health Minister of Sweden supported the right to having loud sex after one disgruntled man complained about his neighbors’ noise on twitter. He then went on in a later interviewing by saying that it’s good to promote sex, which is so often portrayed negatively and with stigma in media.

Identical twins plan to fall pregnant simultaneously so their bodies are the same – Anna and Lucy DeCinque have gone on record to show that some identical twins will go the distance to look as much like each other as possible. The two have gone through multiple surgeries and even calorie count exactly what they eat so that they’re bodies look the same. They now plan on getting pregnant at the exact same time to remain identical, possibly by the single boyfriend they both share. I just want to see their reaction if their children end up looking different…

 

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