We have a jammed packed sex in the news article this week. First is the Wayne Rooney porn scandal which has turned heads. Speaking of porn scandal’s we also have Simone Holtznagel, winner of Australia’s Next Top Model has also been accused of making “amateur porn”. 

The 30 year old England captain, who recently announced his retirement after the Russian 2018 World Cup, made a rookie social media mistake by liking DailySexVideos on twitter.

The post garnered a lot of mockery from social media users.

Whilst others are simply in shock. I don’t think the fact Wayne Rooney likes porn is shocking personally. I think it would be weirder if it was revealed he’s never watched it before. Broadcasting his playlist however was a rookie mistake, but I’m sure the England captain will get over it. The Wayne Rooney porn scandal feels a little overblown.

Surprisingly even after the news went Viral, Wayne Rooney porn is still only the 7th most searched on pornhub.

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Australia’s Next Top Model Simone Holtznagel accused of “amateur porn”

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The above video by Bra N Things featuring Australia’s Next Top Model winner Simone Holtznagel has been banned by the Australian Advertising Standards Bureau for being too sexual.

According to the ruling the way the model strokes her hair and moves her body “amounts to a sexualised impact”. One complaint made about the video was that it seemed like a “”a very amateur porn movie”.

I think someone at the AASB needs to watch more amateur porn. They don’t have nearly as nice lighting, music or backgrounds. In fact, if this was a porn movie, I think we can all I agree it would be the most luxurious one we’ve ever seen.

The model retaliated on her Instagram with,

“Honestly, it’s just soooo offensive to show a confident, sexy WOMAN in her LINGERIE in the window of a (plot twist) – LINGERIE STORE!!!!”

Shoutout to the prude who complained about my "vulgar" "amateur porn" advertisement for the amazing Australian brand ?Bras and Things? and had the clip banned from stores. Honestly, it's just soooo offensive to show a confident, sexy WOMAN (???) in her LINGERIE (?????) in the window of a (plot twist) – LINGERIE STORE!!!! Won't somebody please think of the children?! I mean it's just truly outrageous ?? The definition of porn is 'material containing the explicit description or display of sex organs or activity.' There is none of that here. How dare you sexualize my body. How dare- after all society's requests- you take a confident and carefree depiction of a normal, healthy womanly body, promoting women's products to women, and deem it offensive. Do not impress your insecurities on me, whether physical or sexual. But by saying my body, just comfortably being my body, is somehow 'wrong' or 'dirty' you are insulting and potentially damaging any woman who may identify with me. Keep your neuroses off my body and go watch some REAL porn, you might be less uptight ✋? Some people really do have too much time on their hands. I see people wearing less on the street and in shopping centers these days and this woman is complaining about a tasteful, beautiful advertisement which is not only showcasing the gorgeous lingerie but also showcases body confidence and embracing the feminine form! So deepest apologies to the poor soul who was so offended by my "vulgar" behavior.. But I shall continue on in being fearlessly me and embracing my curves and my confidence, and I encourage all women to do the same – and if that's so wrong then I don't want to be right ?✨??✨? (?Y?)

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I personally believe that there are far more lingerie adverts out there that push the boundaries when it comes to sexuality in advertisement. Here are 5 that blow this advert out the water.

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September 8th is Free Porn Day

Yes. You heard that correctly. Free porn. Some of you are thinking “What? All porn is free!” and the fact is, the free porn you watch on tube sites isn’t the same as the high quality full length features that are available on subscription sites like kink.com or evilangel.com 

However on September 8th, you’ll be able to watch videos from the best websites for free at FreePornDay.com. So make sure to save the date in your calendar!

The event is the first of it’s kind, and hopes to bring tube site users back to subscription based websites. I think there’s a lot of potential, because once you go HD, it’s hard to go back.

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Notable in the news

People are still in shock that Outnumbered’s Tyger has parents in the porn industry

Blocking online porn could be against EU law

 Mother-of-three who vowed to have sex with her husband every day for a YEAR tells how the experience made her a ‘better mother, wife, woman’ – but admits after 12 months her ‘pelvis and thighs welcomed the rest’

Rough sex survey suggests Fifty Shades of Grey far from influential – you should read this one because they use the survey I made for my own article!