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Losing your virginity can be, uh, quite the experience. On one end, it’s the first time you have sex, giving you the opportunity to live out all of those sexual fantasies you’ve had growing up and “becoming a man.” However, it can also be awkward as all hell, falling well short of what you think it’d be like. But, like everything, practice makes perfect!

Since we love funny sex stories — especially ones about losing virginity — we wrote about some of the times our favorite female celebs got their V-cards taken a few weeks ago. After girls like Britney Spears, Megan Fox and Jessica Alba, among others, telling us how it all went down, it led us to think about some male celebs’ virginity stories.

So we hunted around on the Internet to find some of the best virginity stories out there from guys like Dwyane “The Rock” Johnson, Shia LaBeouf and Daniel Radcliffe, among others. After seeing some of these, you’ll feel really, really good about your own virginity story, because these are a little rough.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

“I would have preferred not to have been caught by the cops,” he explained. “We shouldn’t have been in the park in the first place. All of a sudden, a big spotlight came on us. Bang. You hear the cop roll down the window and say, ‘Ma’am, are you okay? Will you come to the car?’ She gets dressed, comes to the car. They say, ‘Are you being attacked?’ She says, ‘No, that’s my boyfriend.’ It was a complete nightmare. [Laughs] Some stories are beautiful, but mine was not.” – Elle, May 2017

Macauley Culkin

“I was about 15. It wasn’t gross or weird; we planned it… It was warm and sticky and I thought like, ‘Geez, this is weird. Am I doing it right?’ And also, we listened to theWhite Album. So there you go. In a nutshell. So yes, that was me, losing my virginity at 15.” – Anna Faris is Unqualified podcast, March 2018

Robin Thicke

When a reporter asked what he wished he could change about losing his virginity at 13, Robin responded, “Make it last longer than 30 seconds.” – Elle, October 2013

Ashton Kutcher

“I was 15. It was out in the woods with a girl I had just met who my buddy set me up with. The whole thing lasted two seconds. It was really awkward. Two years later, I had sex with her again just to show her the first performance was a fluke and I’d gotten better.” – The Frisky, April 2008

Chris Evans

The actor admitted to Seth Meyers that he told his mom immediately after it happened: “I raced home and I said, ‘I did it! I don’t know what I was doing, but I think I did it!'” – Late Night with Seth Myers, April 2017

Daniel Radcliffe

“I’m one of the few people who seem to have had a really good first time … It was with somebody I’d gotten to know well. I’m happy to say I’ve had a lot better sex since then, but it wasn’t as horrendously embarrassing as a lot of other people’s were — like my friend who got drunk and did it with a stranger under a bridge.” – Elle, July 2014

Kevin Hart

“Her name was Angie. We didn’t go to the same school, but she lived in the neighborhood,” he wrote. “The first time, I couldn’t tell whether we did it or not. This time, I was certain we did it. So I double lost my virginity. I had to lose it twice, just to make sure.” – E! Online, June 2017

Shia LaBeouf

“For some reason, I was trying to portray myself as a man who had [had sex] many times in the past. I didn’t tell the girl I was a virgin. I was all, ‘Don’t worry, babe. I’m gonna handle it tonight.’ And meanwhile I was shaking in my boots. Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place. I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie … [It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.” – Playboy 2009

Joe Jonas

“I did other stuff before then, but I was sexually active at 20. I’m glad I waited for the right person, because you look back and you go, ‘That girl was batshit crazy. I’m glad I didn’t go there.'” – Vulture, December 2013

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