This Week in Sex: Austrian Brothel offers free sex, Man has revenge sex with his dog and Escort “Throatzilla” alleges La’el Collins didn’t pay her to eat his ass

Something I’ve noticed recently is that there are always sex scandals in the news. Nearly everyday. I know some people will tell me this is because sex sells, but I for one actually enjoy reading them. They can be hilarious! Here are my top picks for this week in sex.

Austrian brothel offers sex for free to protest high taxes

Whilst I haven’t figured out the logistics of how the brothel will pay this off, I do think it’s a different and fun way to say “boo you” to tax increases. I also haven’t managed to find out the name of the brothel, so sadly no ticket to Austria for me this weekend.

Man has sex with wife’s dog as revenge

Now I’m not too sure if this man is being completely honest. I think that no matter how much attention your wife gives the dog, you’re only going to have sex with a dog because you want to have sex with the dog. The good news is that the dog will recover from this horrendous assault.

Escort Named “Throatzilla” Alleges Cowboys Rookie La’el Collins Didn’t Pay Her for “Eating His Ass”

Throatzilla is an amazing escort name. It’s memorable and it gives you enough knowledge of what her particular skill sets would be. I am sure many athletes have hired the services of an escort before, and there’s really nothing wrong with it. Not paying afterwards however? That’s against the rules. I know some people are defending him, we’ve all heard of women making up stories to get in the press, but then story I have no doubts about. Just pay the woman Collins!

Former Alabama teacher marries student after sexual relationship indictment

I thought it would be nice to end on a happy story. Some people believe that the teacher has only married the student so that they could find a loophole in the system, which I’m sure might have been a very big appealing factor to the wedding. However my romantic heart wants to believe that the two really are deeply in love and will have a happy and successful wedding. I don’t approve of students and teachers being together, in fact, I truly believe it is abuse from someone in power. But I also know that love happens between two people with very large age gaps, and I’ll always root for true love.