Playboy magazine abandons nudity

It’s always been the joke that boys buy playboy for the nude models whilst the more mature gentlemen reads it for the articles. Well, since Playboy have announced that they will no longer be showing nudity, the gentlemen can rejoice and the boys will have to use Google (or better, Bing). I feel like Playboy built it’s brand from the nude women, so to abandon them seems like a treacherous move. I’m looking forward to how they plan to market themselves now.

Miley Cyrus and The Flaming Lips to play concert completely in the nude

Luckily you can still find nude celebrities, as Miley Cyrus has announced she and The Flaming Lips will play a concert completely in the nude. The fun part is that the audience will also be completely in the nude, and sprayed with milk. I’m not sure if anyone has told them that yet though. I personally have always wanted to be in a concert with lots of naked sweaty bodies getting hosed down with milk. Maybe I should buy a ticket?

Porn audio blares over CA Target loudspeakers

This surprisingly wasn’t the first time a Target store in the area has had porn blasting from the intercoms, and I’m wondering how they didn’t manage to switch it off faster the second time. Since there is a police investigation going on, it appears to be an audio attack on the store, and I’m wondering if I could get in touch with the hackers and ask for them to promote my videos. Of course, it might not be as effective, considering i’m constantly falling over and laughing in my videos.

Near-nude lasses give drivers an eyeful

If you do want to see some porn, then don’t go to Target. Instead, head over to Germany where pornstars now pump out your petrol. I’m sure there’s an innuendo in there somewhere. The pornstars worked at the petrol station topless, wearing very short shorts. The weather played along by being bright and nippy.