This week’s Sex in the News includes Khloe Kardashian nude photos, how to fold your own paper penis with “Pornogami” and celebrity sex tapes. You couldn’t ask santa for more!

Khloe Kardashion Nude Photos

I’ve never understood the Kardashions. They clearly have an amazing business and marketing sense, because they’re global celebrities despite not having any noticeable talent. I’ve seen them start fashion trends and make-up trends and now, I’m hoping they’re starting a nude selfie trend…

“Pornogami”

I can make one oragami thing, and that’s a bird that can flap it’s wing. I’ve had a mental block when it comes to folding anything other than that. Now however, I want to try giving penis and vagina paper models and a go, since they look a little easier than “couple in doggy position”.

Bahamas man Alonzo Knowles charged with hacking celebrities and taking sex tapes

The part of this article that stuck out to me was the fact some celebrities fell for a text saying “Your account has been hacked, please send your password”  which let Knowles hack into their personal computers. I’m sure hacking is a bit more complicated than that, but I’m still very amazed. I doubt we’ll see a second “The Fappening” however since Knowles was luckily arrested before releasing any sensitive data.

Miss XXX: Miss Universe loser offered six figure PORN deal

Now a sex tape I would love to see is Miss Colombia’s. Whilst I’m personally in the full opinion that crowning the wrong person was on purpose (hello viral social media coverage!) I take my hats off to Vivid Entertainment for taking full advantage of the situation. I’m not sure if the supermodel will take the deal, but my fingers are certainly crossed.