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Sex in the News: X-Men porn parody and more

Are You Ready For The X-Men Porn Parody Of Your Dreams? Then why not check out the much beloved mutant franchise X-men with the emphasis firmly on the X as well as the Men!

Men.com known for their previous gay parodies of “Star Wars” and “Batman Vs Superman” are bringing you a steamy new production featuring hot mean getting sexy in spandex, which is actually pretty standard in gay porn.

I’m actually pretty happy about this choice, as the X-men comics have been known to feature lots of LBGT characters, including an infamous gay wedding on the cover of issue #51 of Astonishing X-men.

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Ghostbusters discover ‘groans’ in cemetery they’re investigating are from midnight PORN film shoot

A haunted tour in Sculcoates, East Yorkshire were startled after hearing “groans” and found the source to be a midnight porn shoot. The Ghostbuster’s cemetery porn scare happened when the group were met by a crew of cameramen, lights and a man and woman who were “going at it like rabbits”

Sculcoates Neighbourhood Association chairwoman Lorna Walker branded the sex scene ‘very distasteful’. Apparently the tour had seen other things before, such as a monk, on their walks, but this was a first x-rated scene.

One elderly man was so incensed that he tried to chase the fleeing naked couple with his walking stick, but was calmed down and ate a sandwich.

Personally speaking, I would much rather stumble across a porn scene than a gateway bringing forth The Destructor.

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