The most honest advice about eating p*ssy like a total pro

Hey, guys, in case you didn’t already know this, eating pussy is the gateway to all things sex. It’s not offering up your penis for a girl to suck on. It’s not fingering her. It’s not fucking her like a jack rabbit over and over until you get off — but she doesn’t. Nope, it’s understanding that, being great at oral sex, will lead to her screaming your name and wanting you more.

Here’s the problem, though, most guys suck at eating pussy. And, when I say suck, I mean they’re God awful, unknowingly down there moving their tongue up and down without any clue about what the girl actually likes. It’s time to take pride in your oral sex abilities, gents, and prove to these girls that your tongue is capable of getting her off.

Look, I may not be an expert at this whole eating pussy thing, but, hey, I haven’t gotten many complaints when I do it, so I’m just going to go ahead and consider myself pretty good. Plus, I enjoy it, so I figured it might be helpful to give some advice on how to do it right.

Tease her while her panties are still on

Oh, you may think that eating pussy starts the second her panties are off and your head’s between her legs, but, then again, that’s why you’re reading advice on how to do it better, because you’re totally wrong. Like all good things, they come to those who wait, so be patient and tease her a little bit before giving her exactly what she’s waiting for. You may be thinking about banging and getting this over with, but you need to treat eating pussy like it’s an honor for you to be doing it.

Go between kissing her neck, nipples and mouth to lightly kissing her pussy

Once her panties are off, you need to keep her hormones going crazy, licking, kissing and sucking on all those trigger areas that give her the chills — all while rubbing her clit and fingering her to keep the focus on her vagina. This is part of the foreplay to help get her wet, and it’s crucial you give her enough attention on these other areas to make it a memorable experience for her while eating her out.

Start slow while eating pussy, rubbing her clit and fingering her

You’re not a starving man on an island who just found a burger, guys, so don’t just dive right into her crotch and start going all aggressively. Take a deep breath, spread her legs open and slowly lick and rub in and around her clit, moving your mouth with the same pace you would while eating ice cream. Be delicate and know that you’re in this for the long game, not just a couple of minutes. Unlike some dudes, girls won’t cum so fast.

Mix your speed up, going between fast and slow

Now that you’ve gotten her squirming and she’s rolling around and trapping your head between her legs, read her body language and moaning as to what appears satisfying to her. Use your imagination and take charge! After all, you’re a F’in man, so be confident that you have a plan to get her off. That means starting slow, going fast while fingering her and slowing back down to tease. Or don’t! Feel free to spread her lips open and get your tongue in as deep as possible. Feel the sexual energy and mood to decide what you want to do next.

Yes, listen to her

Listening to her while eating pussy requires two parts. First, don’t be afraid to ask what feels good. Don’t be a noob about it, but be confident and ask like you know she’s going to say yes. If she actually says no for some reason, reposition yourself and change up your speed till you hit the right spot for her. Second, once you’ve found that spot, don’t get all cute and try to do more than you need to. If she’s moaning, stick with what you’re doing until she hits climax.

Focus on the clit till she cums

You’ve done everything right to this point, so now it’s time to go in for big O. Think of it like a pitcher in baseball who has pitched a perfect eight innings and needs to close out the ninth inning; it’s your time to finish the job. She’s wet, she’s moaning, she’s got her hands on your head and, internally, you’re pumping out your chest because you know you’re eating pussy like a pro. Now keep your tongue on her clit while you finger her and wait for her to cum. Congrats, you should be proud of yourself.