We have a jammed packed sex in the news article this week. First is the Wayne Rooney porn scandal which has turned heads. Speaking of porn scandal’s we also have Simone Holtznagel, winner of Australia’s Next Top Model has also been accused of making “amateur porn”.
The 30 year old England captain, who recently announced his retirement after the Russian 2018 World Cup, made a rookie social media mistake by liking DailySexVideos on twitter.
The post garnered a lot of mockery from social media users.
Whilst others are simply in shock. I don’t think the fact Wayne Rooney likes porn is shocking personally. I think it would be weirder if it was revealed he’s never watched it before. Broadcasting his playlist however was a rookie mistake, but I’m sure the England captain will get over it. The Wayne Rooney porn scandal feels a little overblown.
Surprisingly even after the news went Viral, Wayne Rooney porn is still only the 7th most searched on pornhub.
Australia’s Next Top Model Simone Holtznagel accused of “amateur porn”
The above video by Bra N Things featuring Australia’s Next Top Model winner Simone Holtznagel has been banned by the Australian Advertising Standards Bureau for being too sexual.
According to the ruling the way the model strokes her hair and moves her body “amounts to a sexualised impact”. One complaint made about the video was that it seemed like a “”a very amateur porn movie”.
I think someone at the AASB needs to watch more amateur porn. They don’t have nearly as nice lighting, music or backgrounds. In fact, if this was a porn movie, I think we can all I agree it would be the most luxurious one we’ve ever seen.
The model retaliated on her Instagram with,
“Honestly, it’s just soooo offensive to show a confident, sexy WOMAN in her LINGERIE in the window of a (plot twist) – LINGERIE STORE!!!!”
I personally believe that there are far more lingerie adverts out there that push the boundaries when it comes to sexuality in advertisement. Here are 5 that blow this advert out the water.
September 8th is Free Porn Day
Yes. You heard that correctly. Free porn. Some of you are thinking “What? All porn is free!” and the fact is, the free porn you watch on tube sites isn’t the same as the high quality full length features that are available on subscription sites like kink.com or evilangel.com
However on September 8th, you’ll be able to watch videos from the best websites for free at FreePornDay.com. So make sure to save the date in your calendar!
The event is the first of it’s kind, and hopes to bring tube site users back to subscription based websites. I think there’s a lot of potential, because once you go HD, it’s hard to go back.
Notable in the news
People are still in shock that Outnumbered’s Tyger has parents in the porn industry
Blocking online porn could be against EU law
Rough sex survey suggests Fifty Shades of Grey far from influential – you should read this one because they use the survey I made for my own article!
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