We all have our own sex fetishes that make us horny and get us into the mood in the bedroom, but there are a few out there that are so wild (and naughty) that they might not even be things you’ve ever heard of. While we’ve given you some of the more interesting fetishes before, we figured giving you a few wilder ones could be entertaining.
Since we’re all about experimentation and trying different things to have a good sexual experience, here are some a little bit too far out there fetishes for you to learn about. And, hey, if you try them for yourself, just remember to stay safe, have fun and make sure it’s pleasurable for you and your partner.
Agalmatophilia
There are some historic statues out there that everyone wants to see and photograph to remember the time they visited it. But agalmatophiliacs are people who actually want to have sex with the statue, which might be a little bit much for any security guard to deal with.
Coprophilia
Let’s just call a spade a spade, poop is funny. No matter how old you are, a good poop joke will make you laugh. Thing is, people who identify as coprophiliacs are people who like poop a little bit too much — as in, they’re aroused by it.
Emetophilia
Most people try to avoid vomit at all costs. Well, if you identify as a emetophiliac, you’re the exact opposite, because just the thought of someone throwing up is enough to turn you on. In fact, emetophiliacs might actually pleasure themselves to watching another person vomit, which sounds extremely, uh, different to us.
Formicophilia
If you’re one of those people who freaks out when you see a bug and don’t want to be anywhere near it, then you’re definitely not a formicophiliac. That’s because these types of people are aroused by insects, which means they may actually want to have sex with them crawling all over their bodies. Uh, gross.
Hybristophilia
If you’re turned on by people who have committed a serious crime — we’re talking things like murder or armed robbery — you may identify as a hybristophiliac. Over the years, we’ve seen plenty of famous inmates like Charles Manson and the Menendez brothers not only have girls fall in love with them while they were in prison, but, in the Menendez brothers’ case, each actually got married while behind bars.
Macrophilia
It’s one thing to be attracted to a larger person — like The Mountain from Game of Thrones, who, for all intents and purposes, could be described as a giant. It’s a whole different thing when a person’s sex fetish involves being turned on by actual, mutant-sized creatures. We’re talking King Kong, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from the movie Ghostbusters and, well, anything that’s about the size of a skyscraper.
Nasophilia
Seeing as how the word “naso” is in the word nasophilia, you can probable guess what this strange sex fetish is about. And, if you guessed it’s being aroused by a person’s nose, you’re spot on, because that’s exactly what it means. This could be simply being attracted to them because of their schnoz, or, even stranger, wanting to play or suck on their nose during sex.
Psellismophilia
There are people who, unfortunately, have a stuttering problem when trying to speak. While they work to correct the issue, some just can’t overcome it, and it impacts their speech forever. Well, for those people who do stutter, it might not actually be a problem after all, because some humans are turned on by stuttering, and those types of people identify as psellismophiliacs.
Urophilia
There’s a good chance you’ve heard of a golden shower before — which is the act of a person or multiple people peeing on the other during sex. For those who are aroused by this sex act, you probably identify as being a urophiliac, because it means being turned on by peeing on someone or, more simply, urine itself.
Xylophilia
When a guy says he has wood, it means that he’s got an erection. But some people are actually turned on by physical wood — like bridges and decks, among other things. For those types of people, they may identify as xylophiliacs, as they’re aroused by the smell or texture of wood.