If you’ve watched a porno in the past few years — and we have a hunch that you have — there’s a really good chance that you know about the now infamous fake taxi, which promises its passengers the sexiest ride they’ve ever had. Well, as the headline says, the someone has stolen the fake taxi, so let’s all keep our eyes peeled!
For those a bit unfamiliar with the fake taxi, it’s a British cab that picks up hot girls on the street, with the driver of the vehicle hoping to get lucky in the backseat with the passengers, filming the entire sex scene and posting it online for our viewing pleasure. Honestly, it’s one of the most iconic porn sets in recent memory — and it’s mobile!
According to LADbible, the fake taxi was stolen from its normal parking spot in Sutton, with surveillance cameras catching the heist happening, but the perpetrators have not been identified. As you might expect, the Fake Taxi team is at a loss for words, per their Twitter account.
We are at a loss for words. The original Fake Taxi that started it all has been stolen. 😖🚕
If anyone has any news on its whereabouts please email info@faketaxi.comhttps://t.co/h0Py22vdGA pic.twitter.com/0zKmbfJC78
— Fake Taxi 🚕 (@FakeTaxi) June 5, 2018
Per the aforementioned LADbible article, Lew Thomas, the Head of Production at Fake Taxi, said this in a statement:
“We’re at a loss for words. The vehicle has a lot of history with our site and is deeply missed.“We have other vehicles available, so this will not halt production on FAKE Taxi or FAKEhub. We hope to find the vehicle soon, so any assistance the public can offer in locating the vehicle will be very helpful.”
As the surveillance camera photos above show, the fake taxi has a “Fake Taxi” logo printed on the side of the car — so it’s not difficult to identify. In addition to the branding, the black vehicle is said to feature “prominent front and rear bumpers.”
Hoping for help to recover the vehicle, the Fake Taxi team tweeted out updates to get retrieve the car sooner rather than later. So, if you have any leads, tweet them back or email the team.
This vehicle holds a lot of sentimental value to the Passengers, Drivers and creators of Fake Taxi. 😟🚕
Please help us find it by Retweeting our Pinned Tweet & using #FindFakeTaxi 🆘https://t.co/ucIyvp439T pic.twitter.com/BqEPPWl5MA
— Fake Taxi 🚕 (@FakeTaxi) June 5, 2018
Showing support for the Fake Taxi team, many fans have expressed their feelings. Per the LADbible piece, one person even wrote: “WHOEVER DID THIS, YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF HUMAN.” We tend to agree. Seriously, who steals a porn cab?
Let’s hope the fake taxi gets recovered soon and the perpetrators get what they deserve for pulling off the heist. If you have any leads, make sure to let officials know, because this is one of the most iconic pieces of porn we’re talking about!