Xhamster has found their Donald Trump porn lookalike for their parody porno. They launched their competition, searching for someone back in February. 80 year old Japanese porn actress Maori Tezuka announces her retirement. New survey shows most Americans don’t wear condoms during sex.
Xhamster released a competition to find a Donald Trump lookalike back in February. The company now introduces their winner, Johnny Brutal. Johnny Brutal works as a dialysis technician in Minnesota, but will be giving that up for a life in porn.
The young actor admits he had dreams of being an actor. “Now that it’s an opportunity, I guess I just look at it as an acting job.”
Johnny Brutal introduces himself and promotes his upcoming work.
“My fellow Americans, as your newly elected cumander in chief I want you to rest assured that I’ve got yuge plans for our great nation,” Brutal told xHamster. “I want to be the President of porn for all xHamster fans and I won’t stop busting my ass (or busting on asses) until I’ve helped deliver the most wonderful, the most fantastic, the most beautiful scenes ever filmed. I mean big league cinema, okay?! Friends, trust me, place your sexual futures in my normal sized hands, and place some lube in yours; together…let’s make America ‘cum again.”
The porn parody will be a big deal. Actors rumoured to star in it include Ron Jeremy as Steve Banner, Julia Ann AS Kellyanne Conway, Nina Hartley as Betsy DeVos, AND Tommy Pistol as Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto. Jenna Jameson will also be starring.
Concerns that Johnny Brutal may not be able to perform were reassured by Xhamster.
“”If worse comes to worse, we’ll just have him stand around watching women pee on each other and tweeting. It’s a win-win.”
Maori Tezuka announces her retirement
Maori Tezuka is an 80 year old porn actress in Japan. The retired opera singer joined the porn industry at the age of 71.
Geronto-porn is extremely popular in Japan, making up 1/4 of their porn industry. This makes complete sense as 1/4 of the Japanese population are over 65 years old.
Maori however is retiring not due to her age, but because she’s ran out of male actors who are her type. ‘It was never about the money for me. I’ve already been asked about returning in two or three years – I said I’d think about it,’
She confesses that it’s hard to enjoy filming when the male talent wasn’t her type.
‘It was lively and fun on the set,’ Tezuka told Tokyo Reporter. ‘I mean, it’s work after all; you just have to do your best when you’re in the spotlight.”
She has left the door open in case she wants to make a return to the industry in the future.
29.1% of Americans have unprotected sex every time
In a new survey of 1000 Americans, it’s shown that the majority of Americans don’t like to wear protection during sex. A further 8.9% said they leave out protection almost every time, and 9.6% on top of that say they have unprotected sex most of the time. That means that around 65.5% of Americans are having risky sex.
From these results, it seems more women admit to having unprotected sex than men.
Americans also have more unprotected sex than their European counterparts. Reasons for this could be that sex education is more widely available in Europe than it is in America.
The new survey has shocked many people, and has raised the question on whether or not sexual health awareness needs more attention.